he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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