Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
