Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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