That's intense
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
