My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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