Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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