Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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