Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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