Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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