I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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