weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Found the puke drawer
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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