Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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