i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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