you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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