he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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