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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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