Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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