Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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