there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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