just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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