There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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