Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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