Your favorite bartender is back from prision
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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