i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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