Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
