I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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