Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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