I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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