Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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