What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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