in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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