Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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