when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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