I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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