What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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