Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I have fence marks all over my body
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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