ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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