used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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