My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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