ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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