I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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