Already got asked if we're dating
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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