I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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