I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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