you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Randomize