So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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