All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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