Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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