come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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