I must be too annoying 4 u.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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