So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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