we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I still have a little drunk in my system
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Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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