I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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