who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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