was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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