I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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