take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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